Tomorrow, Parker’s coming over!

She is? 

Yes! You said that tomorrow Parker is coming over!

This is news to me…

MOMMY!! You said you emailed Parker’s mom and she’s coming over on Tuesday.

Um, sorry, I didn’t say that, sweetie.

Yes, you did. You said that Parker is coming over here on Tuesday!!

Actually, I said that you are going to Parker’s house on Thursday.

Oh. 
When is that?

Two days after Tuesday.

So I was close.

Close indeed. And yet totally not.

But it’s kind of the same difference ’cause that’s basically what I said.

Have you considered a career in politics?